Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Behind the Scenes...

As long as we're believing in Santa and his reindeer...they might as well have a fb too right?

Monday, November 28, 2011

Monday, November 21, 2011

Minding Your Own business

How I learned to mind my own business:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13...13."
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on. 
Someone poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting, "14...14...14."

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

When I die...

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Sunday, October 23, 2011

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Friday, October 14, 2011

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Monday, October 10, 2011

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Deadly Disease!

But don't worry... under most circumstances it only lasts 18 years....

Saturday, October 8, 2011

...Survival

Of the fittest...(No I don't have an explanation for this video, but it's funny)

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Wise Words...

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Thursday, September 29, 2011

CONFETTI

I love confetti. Love it. love it. And now...there is a purpose for it! :D
(Okay, I wouldn't actually do that.) But it is funny nontheless.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Monday, September 26, 2011

Sunday, September 25, 2011

Saturday, September 24, 2011

*No children were harmed...

We all have a time in our lives...when we need practice... and it's so very helpful when we have siblings to helps us with that practicing. :D

Monday, September 19, 2011

I don't like Batman anymore

Always a tragedy to have your childhood superhero suddenly become your worst nightmare.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Friday, September 16, 2011

Thursday, September 15, 2011

Monday, September 12, 2011

Sometimes...

I find myself agreeing with this absolutely adorable little guy.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Love Story... Or... Truck story?

I wrote this last year when I couldn't sleep(I always write when I can't sleep) And no, I'm not an environmentalist. ;)

Truck Story

I was so green when I first met you,
I rub my eyes,
and the flashback starts,
I recycled,
In the summer air I recycled.

See the world.
See the paper. We re-use.
See I make my way through the crowd,
Say re-use! Little did I know.

That I was so naive. I was wasting my life,
And my parents said stay away from environment,
And I was crying, without a savings,
begging you, please, save the trees I said.

Forever I would recycle, until that day,
I was waiting for the world to melt before me,
I'd save the trees and I'd save the hot bees,
It's a green story, feel the breeze.

So I put on a jacket, cuz then I saw,
The world ain't gonna melt before my eyes,
So get your cash,
And we'll go buy a big diesel truck.

Cuz I was so naive, I was wasting my life,
And my parents said stay away from environment,
But you were everything to me,
I was begging you, please save the trees I said.

Forever we would recycle. Until that day,
I was waiting, for the world to melt away,
I'd said save the trees and I'd said save the hot bees,
It's a green story, it comes like fleas.

Oh diesel save me, they're tryin' to tell me what to buy,
This love is difficult, but it's real,
Don't be afraid, no smart car for me. Oh no.
It's a truck story, diesel how you flow.
Oh oh

I got tired of going green,
floundering in a world that was Alaskan bound,
my faith in you ain't fading,
when I drive you on the outskirts of town, and I said,

Diesel truck save me. I've been feeling so alone.
I kept waiting for a smart car, that didn't run.
It was in my head. I didn't know what to think.
You came around and saved me. What joy you bring.

And I need you diesel truck.
I'll never have to be alone.
I need you and that's all I really know.
I pulled out some cash, so now I can buy you.
It's a truck story, diesel just say yes.

oh oh
oh oh
Cuz i was so green what I first saw you...