Pwn

Pretty much pwnage... just sayin'.... :)

20 things...

Yup... pretty much.

Clams....

Poor lil' clams...

Minding Your Own business

How I learned to mind my own business:
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13...13."
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on. 

Someone poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting, "14...14...14."

Coffeecoffeecoffeeeee

Hopefully you aren't this addicted....

face...book?

I don't really understand it either...

When I die...

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Um. Ew.

Wow. I am highly disturbed.

YOU can lose weight!

That's right! It's the new and improved way!

 

Some truths...

Are just so true it's scary...

What's your morning routine?

This.is.so.true.