End of the World

The truth...

CONFETTI

I love confetti. Love it. love it. And now...there is a purpose for it! :D
(Okay, I wouldn't actually do that.) But it is funny nontheless.

Red Vines...or not

You see? This is why I don't like the typical cat...

Titanic

I was rolling with laughter the first time I saw this.

How it really happened

Reliable resources tell us this is how it really happened...

Obama Care

Ambulance in Austin, TX - so amazing. :D

*No children were harmed...

We all have a time in our lives...when we need practice... and it's so very helpful when we have siblings to helps us with that practicing. :D

I wouldn't want him to rescue me...

I don't know that "courage" is the right word...

We Love to Give Kids Drugs...

"There's a drug for that"

Sit Fluffy!

I want a Puffle.

Alien Conspiracy Cheese

Suddenly...I don't want any.

I don't like Batman anymore

Always a tragedy to have your childhood superhero suddenly become your worst nightmare.

Family Friendly?

A fun game the whole family can play!
Yeah  right.

Don't eat at McDonalds!!!

I never liked McDonalds... now I'm just plain scared of it!

They have... feelings?

This changes my whole outlook on life! (not really)

Horrible Car Crash

I hate it when the cops think I'm crazy... ;)

It's a book

Oh technology.

You KNOW you want it.

 Ah, come on. If you can get over the smell - it might not be that bad!


Source: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/dailydish/2011/08/spam-lip-glaze-meat-balm-hormel.html

Sometimes...

I find myself agreeing with this absolutely adorable little guy.

Love Story... Or... Truck story?

I wrote this last year when I couldn't sleep(I always write when I can't sleep) And no, I'm not an environmentalist. ;)

Truck Story

I was so green when I first met you,

I rub my eyes,

and the flashback starts,

I recycled,

In the summer air I recycled.

See the world.

See the paper. We re-use.

See I make my way through the crowd,

Say re-use! Little did I know.

That I was so naive. I was wasting my life,

And my parents said stay away from environment,

And I was crying, without a savings,

begging you, please, save the trees I said.

Forever I would recycle, until that day,

I was waiting for the world to melt before me,

I'd save the trees and I'd save the hot bees,

It's a green story, feel the breeze.

So I put on a jacket, cuz then I saw,

The world ain't gonna melt before my eyes,

So get your cash,

And we'll go buy a big diesel truck.

Cuz I was so naive, I was wasting my life,

And my parents said stay away from environment,

But you were everything to me,

I was begging you, please save the trees I said.

Forever we would recycle. Until that day,

I was waiting, for the world to melt away,

I'd said save the trees and I'd said save the hot bees,

It's a green story, it comes like fleas.

Oh diesel save me, they're tryin' to tell me what to buy,

This love is difficult, but it's real,

Don't be afraid, no smart car for me. Oh no.

It's a truck story, diesel how you flow.

Oh oh

I got tired of going green,

floundering in a world that was Alaskan bound,

my faith in you ain't fading,

when I drive you on the outskirts of town, and I said,

Diesel truck save me. I've been feeling so alone.

I kept waiting for a smart car, that didn't run.

It was in my head. I didn't know what to think.

You came around and saved me. What joy you bring.

And I need you diesel truck.

I'll never have to be alone.

I need you and that's all I really know.

I pulled out some cash, so now I can buy you.

It's a truck story, diesel just say yes.

oh oh

oh oh

Cuz i was so green what I first saw you...

 

YOU are the best photographer EVER

Ever heard of Uncle Bob photography? Neither had I. And there's a reason for that. (Look him up on fb)


I stumbled across this site - and suddenly felt like the best photographer in the world. You will too. Youarenotaphotographer

Have you ever TRIED cooking a banana?

I don't mean in recipes.
Have you ever just taken a banana and stuck it in the microwave?
I don't care what any famous chef says... it's just plain nasty.